Great Post Alert

Golbez over at Hockey Rants takes a shot at the newest form of Messier fellation: The Mark Messier Jersey Raising Festival that's going to take place next month in ol' Stinktown.

The whole thing is gold, but this particular quote regarding the potential congregation of Messier loyalists takes the cake:

"Fans jamming a downtown square? Where's a firebomb when you need one?"

Heh. Well done sir. Well done.