To escape the oppressive nothing that's going on in hockey right now I took a virtual stroll through the Site Meter stats...
Among other things, I learned that the blogs title acts as a bit of siren to a tiny fraction of anonymous perverts that travel Ye Olde Intraweb. To those horny few that stumble upon this site by accident...I'm sorry, but I can't help you in your quest for "strapon fanatics", "fanatics sex", "hole sex" (Is there any other kind?) and "straight glory holes in Edmonton".
For info on the latter subject, perhaps click the "covered in oil" link at right...